It’s time to
celebrate some honorary ninjas! The following individuals went above and beyond
to show their ninja skills and apply them to everyday life. They should be
applauded – mostly because you don’t want a ninja to be angry at you.
ELEKTRA
Let’s start
with an ACTUAL ninja – Elektra from the hit show Daredevil. She’s the epitome
of an ninja – stealthy, sexy, deadly – and played by Elodie Yung. We’re excited
to see her take on Daredevil and Punisher in the new season. And make sure to stay away from her sai’s!!
P-22 the MOUNTAIN LION
One of the
most important skills a ninja has is their ability to sneak up on people. I
mean, how are you going to subdue someone quietly if you sound like a bull in a
china shop? P-22 is a tagged mountain lion who lives in Griffith Park in Los
Angeles, and his stealth skills are on point. He snuck into the LA Zoo this
week in the middle of the night and ate a koala!
MIKE TROUT
One ninja
ability that’s often overlooked is climbing the side of a wall. It’s not an
easy thing to master, and often results in waking up unconscious in the bushes,
discovered by the neighbors. Then you’re embarrassed, you have to slink back
home and admit defeat – it’s just bad for all involved. One ninja
who’s mastered the wall climb? California Angels Centerfielder Mike Trout.
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THE OFFICE NINJA
Then there’s
this guy. He’s quick, we’ll give him that. And he’s stealthy – kind of. But
there’s something about him that’s raising our collective eyebrows. I think he
needs a little more practice at being a ninja, but we’ll add him to the list
this week as a show of support.
Or pity.
Yeah, it’s definitely pity.
GLENN FROM THE WALKING DEAD
If you’re a
ninja, there are probably two things you’re good at – sneaking up on people and
taking them out. Glenn on The Walking Dead has been good at the first thing
since the pilot episode, but until last week’s episode he’d never done the
second. After his hard-to-watch scenes with The Saviors, we’d like to award
Glenn the honor of being our Ninja of
the Week.
That’s it
for this week! Remember, ninjas-in-training, to work hard, stay vigilant, and
try to cut back on the pizza. It’s hard to be stealthy when you’re covered in
pizza grease.
